I try to employ the 80/20 principle. 80% of the time I'm the Modern Monk, 20% of the time I'm 21-year-old Will and that's OK.
Just like the chicken or the egg... whose dirty dish came first? (not mine).
Guatemalan boys, Mexican tacos, Belizian bus trips... there's a lot that can go wrong when travelling...
Important note: This post contains a huge amount of poo talk, shit loads of it actually. It's not for the faint hearted. If you're someone that dry retches at the thought of someone else taking a dump, or prefers to keep your poo stories between you and your loo, then now might be a good time … Continue reading Talkin’ Shit
Oh dear, here we go, my mother has finally read my filthy words and knows I’m no longer perfect...
Your Facebook messenger is filled with notifications that you haven't got around to replying to yet, your next three weekends are booked up with birthday, engagement and 'any excuse’ parties, your alarm is going off persistently to remind you to get off your arse and go to the gym, you're trying to secure a date, catch up … Continue reading Why can’t you turn your life onto Aeroplane mode?
Sydney seshes, abnormally large hands, music interviews, my best friend, Girlboss - APRIL you were DOPE
Your first kiss, your first blowjob, your first fart, your first contraception scare, your first awkward utterance of 'I think I kinda maybe love you.'
Money, sex , trains and drinks.... #noregrets or #manyregrets?